When your friend is unable to read between the lines

  • *me and my friend talking about boys*
  • me: *ok is the moment, if she mentions him I'm gonna let her understand that I like him*
  • friend: *mentions him*
  • me: yeah, he is so cute you know...
  • friend: infact, i don't get why he's still single
  • me: right, maybe for the same reason I'm single...AH AH AH
  • friend: ahahah, we need to find ou a bf
  • me: yes, you know talking about singles...If you know what I mean...
  • friend: have you heard also Derpina is single, her and Derp broke up yesterday
  • me: yes but returning to the singles...a specific one...
  • friend: oh yes we need to get you a bf, i can introduce you to some new friends!
  • me: maybe I don't need to meet a new person, maybe I got one
  • friend: you think so?
  • me: WTF DO I NEED TO PUT A GLITTERING CARTEL WITH NEON LIGHTS?
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The minute I joined tumblr and the multiple fandoms (including shipping) that came with it was the day that my world completely changed. I’m not exaggerating when I say that signing up for this website was possibly the best decision I’ve made, sure fandoms cause a lot of pain but they also bring immense happiness, they warm you heart and have the ability to make even the worse days 10 times better.